Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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