so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
