But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Randomize
