you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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