Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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