Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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