walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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