I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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