Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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