You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
