Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
