More tranny stories later!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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