You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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