you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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