my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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