I think I died a long time ago.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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