awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do vagina's smell?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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