Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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