belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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