I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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