There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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