She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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