Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
foreskin is a definite game changer
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
