I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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