He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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