Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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