Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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