U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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