Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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