I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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