Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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