whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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