oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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