I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
do nipples grow back?
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