She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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