lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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