i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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