WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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