Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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