I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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