dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
pray to the hookup gods
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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