You work out of a Hotel?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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