On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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