Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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