doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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