I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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