I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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