all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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