Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
its not stalking. its research.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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