Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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